Just one goal… that was all I had in life during ‘that one moment’! I felt I even existed to accomplish that one goal! Everything else in the world seemed so insignificant to me then. But situation being the bad guy, I could foresee only uneasy road ahead! Yet I realized - except ‘that’, nothing else could please me. My thoughts were just being hesitant to weave feelings about anything else on earth. Oh… how I wished, if time gets dissolved in the air around me, so that I conquer my longing in the very next second!
Scrolling through the traffic amongst honking cars and buses, I cursed every single being which crossed my way. I learnt from my experience what actually is being impatient! To add to the chaos on road, I found a lady blocking our way to shout at a person who hit her vehicle.
Totally losing my temper, I screamed at her, “You mad woman, if he has bumped into your car, it is only your bloody problem! Why the hell should we suffer? Take your damn @#$%^&* car off the road and if you want to slap him, better you do that without disturbing us!” Huh?! Did I say that?
After a long wait, I finally reached home. Rushed into D-Room - the restroom, slammed the door. “Mission Pee” accomplished. Yes, I call that a ‘State of Nirvana’!
Didn’t you also feel that wanting to pee at the wrong time is indeed a trouble?!
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27 comments:
Guys don't have this much problem ;) There is always a "shameless" Plan-B when situation goes bad :P
woah!!! not jutst once but many a times have I attained that particular 'State of Nirvana!!' ;-)
Ohhh been there! Nirvana indeed!
Oh man! :D
As anonymous rightly pointed out der s always a shameless plan B for guys!!
@ Anonymous friend - I would love to know this friend's name! And yes, boys are naturally blessed with Plan-B. We do envy that! :P
@ Sigma - Hahah, yeah.. i remember u running to the 'hot spot' every half an hour!
@ Swaram - hehehe...!!! :P
@ Nona - Is that exclamatory remark at our helplessness?! ;) ;)
@ Rohan - Hahaha.. Absolutely shameless! :P
I wonder what that plan B is (Anonymous)
this is fun unlimited! what a climax to the post.. loved it, totally.
hope you are still considering the idea of writing a book.
-preeth
This should answer your question:
http://monkinhotwater.blogspot.com/2009/04/worst-everthe-worst.html
@ Preeth - Thanks Preeth; you are being too good to me; watch out! :P
@ Bullshee - Wow..!!! Great minds think alike! What say?! :)
a very common grave existential problem finally given the seriousness it deserves. :P in gods own country, we say of a maniac speeding driver 'thooran ulla pokka side koduthere'. I think in a good number of cases it might actually be true ! ;)
And the world is good once again. Pure Bliss. Nirvana as you put it.BTW nice advice to woman on road.
its better than sex. simple.
Indeed it is a state of Nirvana ,a state of ecstacy,have been in such scenarios many a time
You should really change this template. Coz.. lots of people are using it, still more have used it and dumped, and thus its so used-to now. Don't you want to be differeent? :D
@ Pan - I am laughing out so loud at the comment in Malayalam! At times, english can't recreate the magic when translated! :)
@ The Holy Lama - Indeed a bliss! :)
@ salil nair - if u say so.. :P :P
@ The wild - Hi.. welcome to my blog! And yes, who has not gone through this state of ecstasy?! ;)
@ et - Thanks a ton for the suggestion! Some how I like the template for its side bar and also for its looks. I can include so many things out there. Even before, another blogger friend has asked me to change it as it doesn't suit the not-so-serious posts I write.
Now, I am seriously considering to change it! :) Once again, Thanks! :)
For someone who has to often do the Dubai-Sharjah road (world's most congested), I know what you mean. Nirvana indeed!
@ G2 - I wonder where your comment got buried.. :( But I received it in my inbox.
And I am looking forward to ur version in ur blog! :)
And I am thrilled to know that u r highly a patient being to read all my posts! Hats off! :P
@ Neena Sharma - Heheh, even from Bur Dubai to Quasias - i have experienced that; forget Dubai to Sharjah! :)
ROFL!!! I was laughing my head off reading this post :D Tch..tch.. Makes me kind of want to pity the fairer gender for having to suffer so much to attain 'Nirvana' ..
hahaha.... chirichu mannu thappi..:)
LOL babe... too good....
yeah to the situation you have presented.... have been there a lot of times..... this happens mostly when i am in the midst of an imp meeting and cannot go to use the washroom... GOSH, during those times, @ Salil is so right.... it is indeed better :-P
Vidya
@ sammythewizzy - glad to know that there is at least one soul from the other gender to pity us! :)
@ Aparna - appo, njan ezhuthiyathu veruthe aayilla! :) :)
@ Vidya - so, next time if the meeting goes unproductive you can blame the 'nature's call' :) Howzzat?! :P
And glad to know that there are people thinking in the same lines in the same family! ;)
i have to laugh now .. thats why elders use to say ki bache ghar se jaane se pehle make sure you use the restroom... taanki aisi pareshani na ho :) he heh ehe
sorry :)
Damn.. Just remembered me on such a situation returning from a college trip.
I was about to beg the bus driver to stop, because I had to execute Plan B. Then the driver stopped without me asking, because he had a plan B of his own. So I got down, experienced Nirvana, but before I got out of the psychedelia, the driver drove away with his bus.
Oh..did I say this happened at 2am? I was stranded at some godforsaken place. I was lucky enough to have my wallet. It kept me company for the next 2 hours until the first KSRTC bus came that way.
100% true story.
ROFLOL...ROFLOL...ROFLOL...
Yes...you are RIGHT !!!!
@ Bikramjit - yes yes; very true! :)
@ Deepak - that was indeed one heck of an experience!
@ Captain Haddock - :) :) :)
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