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Nirvana


Just one goal…that was all I had in mind. My feelings were arrested; I thought I even existed to accomplish that one goal. Everything else in the world seemed so insignificant to me. But circumstances were not favorable, I could only foresee difficulty. Yet, except ‘that’, nothing else could please me. 

While crawling through the infamous Bangalore traffic, I screamed at all the honking cars and buses, splashing my saliva on the steering wheel and windshield. I was not bothered if they could hear me or not. I hated it when other cars overtook mine. Adding to the chaos, a lady with messy hair and big butt was blocking the way to argue with somebody who hit her vehicle. 

Totally losing my temper, I yelled at her, “You mad woman, if he has bumped into your car, it is only your bloody problem! Why the hell should rest of us on the road suffer? Take your damn @#$%^* car off the road and if you want to slap him, better do that without getting in our way!” 

After the long wait, I finally reached home. Rushed into the restroom, slammed the door. “Mission Pee” accomplished. Yes, I call that a state of Nirvana!

Did you not experience such Niranava ever before? 

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guys don't have this much problem ;) There is always a "shameless" Plan-B when situation goes bad :P

Sigma said...

woah!!! not jutst once but many a times have I attained that particular 'State of Nirvana!!' ;-)

Swaram said...

Ohhh been there! Nirvana indeed!

Nona said...

Oh man! :D

Rohan said...

As anonymous rightly pointed out der s always a shameless plan B for guys!!

$$ said...

@ Anonymous friend - I would love to know this friend's name! And yes, boys are naturally blessed with Plan-B. We do envy that! :P

@ Sigma - Hahah, yeah.. i remember u running to the 'hot spot' every half an hour!

@ Swaram - hehehe...!!! :P

@ Nona - Is that exclamatory remark at our helplessness?! ;) ;)

@ Rohan - Hahaha.. Absolutely shameless! :P

Haddock said...

I wonder what that plan B is (Anonymous)

Anonymous said...

this is fun unlimited! what a climax to the post.. loved it, totally.
hope you are still considering the idea of writing a book.

-preeth

Bullshee said...

This should answer your question:

http://monkinhotwater.blogspot.com/2009/04/worst-everthe-worst.html

$$ said...

@ Preeth - Thanks Preeth; you are being too good to me; watch out! :P

@ Bullshee - Wow..!!! Great minds think alike! What say?! :)

Pan said...

a very common grave existential problem finally given the seriousness it deserves. :P in gods own country, we say of a maniac speeding driver 'thooran ulla pokka side koduthere'. I think in a good number of cases it might actually be true ! ;)

The Holy Lama said...

And the world is good once again. Pure Bliss. Nirvana as you put it.BTW nice advice to woman on road.

salil nair said...

its better than sex. simple.

The wild said...

Indeed it is a state of Nirvana ,a state of ecstacy,have been in such scenarios many a time

et said...

You should really change this template. Coz.. lots of people are using it, still more have used it and dumped, and thus its so used-to now. Don't you want to be differeent? :D

$$ said...

@ Pan - I am laughing out so loud at the comment in Malayalam! At times, english can't recreate the magic when translated! :)

@ The Holy Lama - Indeed a bliss! :)

@ salil nair - if u say so.. :P :P

@ The wild - Hi.. welcome to my blog! And yes, who has not gone through this state of ecstasy?! ;)

@ et - Thanks a ton for the suggestion! Some how I like the template for its side bar and also for its looks. I can include so many things out there. Even before, another blogger friend has asked me to change it as it doesn't suit the not-so-serious posts I write.
Now, I am seriously considering to change it! :) Once again, Thanks! :)

Neena Sharma said...

For someone who has to often do the Dubai-Sharjah road (world's most congested), I know what you mean. Nirvana indeed!

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$$ said...

@ G2 - I wonder where your comment got buried.. :( But I received it in my inbox.
And I am looking forward to ur version in ur blog! :)

And I am thrilled to know that u r highly a patient being to read all my posts! Hats off! :P

@ Neena Sharma - Heheh, even from Bur Dubai to Quasias - i have experienced that; forget Dubai to Sharjah! :)

sammythewizzy said...

ROFL!!! I was laughing my head off reading this post :D Tch..tch.. Makes me kind of want to pity the fairer gender for having to suffer so much to attain 'Nirvana' ..

Aparna said...

hahaha.... chirichu mannu thappi..:)

Anonymous said...

LOL babe... too good....
yeah to the situation you have presented.... have been there a lot of times..... this happens mostly when i am in the midst of an imp meeting and cannot go to use the washroom... GOSH, during those times, @ Salil is so right.... it is indeed better :-P

Vidya

$$ said...

@ sammythewizzy - glad to know that there is at least one soul from the other gender to pity us! :)

@ Aparna - appo, njan ezhuthiyathu veruthe aayilla! :) :)

@ Vidya - so, next time if the meeting goes unproductive you can blame the 'nature's call' :) Howzzat?! :P

And glad to know that there are people thinking in the same lines in the same family! ;)

Bikramjit said...

i have to laugh now .. thats why elders use to say ki bache ghar se jaane se pehle make sure you use the restroom... taanki aisi pareshani na ho :) he heh ehe

sorry :)

Deepak said...

Damn.. Just remembered me on such a situation returning from a college trip.
I was about to beg the bus driver to stop, because I had to execute Plan B. Then the driver stopped without me asking, because he had a plan B of his own. So I got down, experienced Nirvana, but before I got out of the psychedelia, the driver drove away with his bus.

Oh..did I say this happened at 2am? I was stranded at some godforsaken place. I was lucky enough to have my wallet. It kept me company for the next 2 hours until the first KSRTC bus came that way.

100% true story.

Captain Haddock said...

ROFLOL...ROFLOL...ROFLOL...

Yes...you are RIGHT !!!!

$$ said...

@ Bikramjit - yes yes; very true! :)

@ Deepak - that was indeed one heck of an experience!

@ Captain Haddock - :) :) :)

A Simple Pendulum said...

I knew it. I knew it. After reading all these posts of yours how could I not guess your naughty mission! Also admitting that somehow in between I thought you are sitting for your DL test. ;)

Love the way you write, my dear Shalini. :) I know I have said that n number of times. Still let me say that once again.

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