Just 28 Rupees!

Do you spend more than 28 rupees a day? Really?

Wow... Congratulations!!! You should be proud to be in the elite category of people in India who can afford an easy living! 

Our Sarkar says all you need is just 28 rupees a day - to be content, to not be unhappy, to lead a family, to hang out with friends and to 'hold your head high'! Sarkar cannot be wrong; oh... when has he ever gone wrong in this country?

Watch Agent Vinod in your neighborhood thatched theater sitting in the first row. You have no choice but to hold your head high. Else, how do you see the screen? There are additional rewards too - you can watch more of Kareena Kapoor's zero sized legs and less of her makeup-ed face! And your are a happy man, indeed! See, I told you; our Sarkar cannot go wrong!

Travel in the general compartment of Indian railways. To avoid the stink of your neighbor's sweat, you have to hold your head high! In the 10 centimeters space you have to rest your legs, you try to balance yourself holding your head even higher, calling out God aloud, "Areee Bhagwan... are you not watching me?!" At the same time, you might also think of the Railway God in Bengal. You become a more spiritual person!

You get back home; you have nothing else to do except count stars in the beautiful night sky... obviously holding your head high!!!

Long live our Sarkar


g2 said...

Hi.. welcome back! Missed your descriptive humour. Hope you'll find more time to write.

Also say Hi to the small wonder :)

A Techie from Bangalore said...

Nice one!

Railway God is from WB :-)

Haddock said...

Earlier the saying was "the boss is always right" Now it should be "the sarkar is always right"

$$ said...

g2 - that was so sweet of you and what a welcome i got back to the bloggers' world! thanks a ton! :)

B'lore techie - thanks for the correction! i was still stuck at lallu thatha! :p

haddock - how i dread that!

Dr Roshan R said...

28 bucks.. wow !! such a cool number... suddenly I feel like a prince :)

Our sarkar has always been this way.. but thanks o all these channels, now we get to see the idiocy in greater detail

Meety said...

Shal.. I guess we share a plate of chat for 20Rs.. that leaves us with a balance of 8Rs... hmmm.. what do we do with that balance 8Rs so that we are happy and content???
Bwn.. love the new blue look :D

Shiva said...

Love the new look of the blog :)

The God must either be populist or communist if he is from Bengal :D

D.Nambiar said...

Aha...looks who's back!. Nice template, now it looks like a new-mommy's blog.

Technically, I don't even spend a single rupee a day :D.

$$ said...

Roshan - yes, thanks to the media. at times they over do; but it is absolutely fine cos we get to know what they are up to!

stigs - we can do wonders with the remaining 8! :p

shiva - yeah.. hehehe!!! :)

Divya - wow!!! u are the queen already! ...cos u have people to spend for u! :) :) :)

Anonymous said...

Lol. Awesome. My chair broke. I am sitting on a very low chair right now. And typing on a desktop cause by lap top crashed. My head has to be held a little high for me to me able to see the screen. Hence your phunny post struck a mighty cord with me.

$$ said...

choco.... with your kind words, u have just melted me!

Anonymous said...

Haha... Out comes the humour!

Rohan said...

Sarkaar was being sarcastic! The two sardarji's sitting at the top ((Manmohan and Montek)Singhs) were cracking a sardraji joke!
Anyways good to see you back after a long time! :)

Anita Jeyan Sandeep said...

Ohh these guys are so unbearable ! There should be some cut off education level for being a politician..so that atleast they dont say things like these!

Insignia said...

Did you read sometime back that you get good scrumptious breakfast for Re 1 in chennai - idlis and pongal...so yeah 28 rs is all we would need :P

D.Nambiar said...

Angane alla... I meant in terms of currency. :)
I'm not exactly enjoying being unemployed :(

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