And grandpa lovingly, “Beta… But, what is wrong? This will suit you very well”
Boy at his disappointed grandpa, “Dada… For your kind information, boys wear pink only if they are gays and at least till now, I am not one!”
Surprisingly and innocently, Dada, “My Lord Balaji...!! Even you know what it means?!”
He continues like a master, “Dadaji… I know everything! J If I wear pink, girls will think I am not interested in them! Why unnecessary confusions!?”
Dada rolling his eyes and raising his hand at the kid, “I will crack your butt if you talk this way!”
Brat with a chuckle, “Hahaha… Didn’t you know, like everybody I am already born with a cracked butt! And so, you need not take pains to do that again! ;)
Poor Dadaji, “Hare Rama… Hare Krishna”
Boy, “Yes… that is better for you!”
My Dear Friends, Any comments?!
Just a pinch of lal-mirchi added; otherwise the flavor is original!